Stainless Steel
8 1/4" x 10" x 7"
Massachusetts

You know one of those days when things got strange but then they got stranger? We were minding our own business in a very touristic restaurant in Boston, but actually it was quite good and who cares we were tourists, sitting at communal tables, admiring this beautiful pitcher and eating cod, steamers and Indian pudding when all of a sudden this older man who claimed to be a judge struck up a conversation with us. He seemed interesting at first and told us some funny stories about trials he oversaw but then it got really special when he started to tell us about his marriage breaking apart and his young girlfriend and not wanting to divorce his wife for financial reasons and a very special ménages à trois, things were suddenly getting more than seedy. I thought to myself, "Oh Christ, not another weirdo! Can't we just talk about water pitchers?" We made haste and got the hell out of there, snapping a picture of the pitcher on the way out and hoping to God he did not remember our details. My friend if you are out there beware this patriot pitcher will find it's way to your noggin fast if you try any funny business at the KIOSK. These pitchers are based on a simple colonial form and used to be found in all the more established Bostonian establishments. The large rim funnels the water into a stream and pours perfectly.