Paper
5 certificates
7 1/2" x 10"
Hong Kong

When I saw these I thought "Oh there must be so many people in New York who would love to send these to their broker now days." Where as in the past one might send roses, send them this go to hell certificate telling them to fetch your fortune there. If you really want to freak them out hand them one of these and burn the other 4 (there are 5 in a set) in front of them to the soundtrack "Disco Inferno". That will probably confirm you are nuts although we can not guarantee it will get your investment back although the rate of return will be pretty high.

Satisfaction (uhu hu hu) came in the chain reaction
(burnin') I couldn't get enough, (till I had to self-destroy) so I had to
self destruct, (uhu hu hu)
The heat was on (burnin’), rising to the top, huh!
Everybody's goin' strong (uhu hu hu)
And that is when my spark got hot
I heard somebody say

Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno!
Burn baby burn! - Burn that mama down, yoh!
Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno!
Burn baby burn! - Burn that mama down
Burnin'!