Thank you from the bottom of our hearts!

You'll soon get one or two little introductory letters explaining things. Aren't you glad your inbox will be a little more fun again, like it was in -99? Oh you weren't born then? Well, internet was, and it was fresh and fun all the time. You could go on chat rooms and pose as a girl, boy, or dog. Since no-one else knew about chat rooms you didn't even have to tell people that it was you who penned Pluto's responses. Those were the cool days when "I got an email" made you sound important enough to end a date to go read and respond to it. "I just got A Charged Email" might not be enough a reason to do the same today, but you could slip out of a boring meeting with that line. Well, glad you are with us! Thanks again!