3" x 3.5" x 1"
Place it gently around the office. Pace yourself, don't get too excited. Want a raise? Or just want to get fired? Passed over for a position? Just flat out resentful and angry? Needing to break the office ice? "Hey, let me just help you there. Whoops! Where did that come from? I just made a mess all over your Joe Colombo desk!" HA, HO.